14
Chaos,
Or, An Unfortunate Encounter
In Mrs Urqhart’s declared opinion the thing
was all settled. Unfortunately some of the players in her drama had different
ideas. Mrs Urqhart was too intelligent not to be aware that she not
infrequently treated other people like cut-out characters on a toy stage, to be
manipulated as she chose; and in her franker moments would admit that playing
with people’s lives was a dangerous game. In this particular instance she had
overlooked several persons who would not have been too pleased to have learnt
they were considered bit-parts in the scenario that was being arranged in her cunning
brain.
Dom was the first to jib at having his
Easter disposed of. He was promised to Ferdy Sotheby’s uncle, Sir Leonard
Sotheby, at Ainsways. After a certain amount of shouting on both parts his
sister conceded that very well, he would not come to The Towers with them.
M. Lavoisier was next to have his finger in
the pie. Since miladi was to be away,
and since it was the anniversaire of
his eldest sister and the same day, by a coincidence remarkable, his eldest
brother’s golden wedding, and since it was now relatively easy to get to the
Continent— Nan agreed that of course he must go. And where did the relatives
live, again? Lyons. How nice, she said blankly.—Miss Gump at this point gave a
strangled cough, but was not regarded.—Beaming, bowing, expressing profuse
thanks and daring to kiss miladi's
hand, the chef finally got himself out of the room.
Miss Gump retreated silently to the
schoolroom and fetched the big atlas.
“WHAT?” screamed Nan. “He weell have to
leave immediately!”
The dignified Troope was the next to insert
a digit into this particular piece of patisserie.
If my Lady intended closing the house up, then he had to admit it would be a
most convenient time for him to pay a visit to Mr Bryce, late of Coltringcham
Manor, a very old friend in the same profession as himself, and indeed, if he
might say so, a mentor. Weakly Nan agreed that her butler might go. Mr Bryce
had retired to Leamington Spa, had he? At least it was not so far as Lyons.
This was not, however, the end of it. Miss
Gump of course understood that dear
Lady Benedict might have need of her services, in the which case nothing could
persuade her—nothing! But it so
happened, by a very strange coincidence indeed, that this very Easter-time, her
Cousin Elias Pratt’s oldest daughter— Nan agreed that Miss Gump must attend her
niece’s wedding. Er—Newcastle on the what? Oh, really? Up there. Yes.
The two English footmen, William and
Alfred, were next. They were brothers, and of course Kentish men, from Hugo's
land. The thing was, my Lady, that a silver wedding wasn’t a thing what
happened all that often, and they did hear as how my Lady might be closing up
the house— Of course they must go to their parents’ silver wedding, there could
be no question, and why on earth had they not mentioned it earlier? The two
burly young men beamed, but exchanged glances and shuffled their feet a little.
Eventually Nan got them to reveal that, if my Lady should not dislike it, and
only if it wouldn't upset her arrangements—
She finally dragged it out of them that the
three Indian bearers had drawn straws for the privilege of accepting Mrs Weddle’s
invitation and that Rani also wanted to go. “You must all go. I shall hire you
a coach,” she said tiredly.
She then recollected that Rosebud’s nurse
and the nurserymaid were both Weddle relatives. Sure enough, young Polly Weddle
burst into floods of tears the minute the anniversary was mentioned. So it was
pretty evident she wanted to go but had been too scared to ask, or Nurse had
forbidden her to ask, or—
“You must both go. Sita weell look after
Rosebud. She has years of experience, Nurse,” said Nan firmly.
“My Lady, I couldn’t!” gasped Nurse.
“But I weesh you to. I shall see to eet
personally that Sita only feeds her on what you theenk ees proper.”
Nurse dithered but finally let herself be
persuaded.
After that was over, Nan just sagged in her
chair. The thought that Sita would be in her element was not, sadly, much
consolation.
“Look! A carriage!” shouted Mina, kneeling
on the window seat. She, Amrita and Georgey all pressed their noses to the
window of the Benedicts’ larger downstairs salon, breathing heavily.
“How can eet be a carriage, we are not
nearly ready and Nan has not ordered the carriage!” said Daphne breathlessly,
not looking. “And get off that window seat: we weesh to put a Holland cover
upon eet.”
The three little girls ignored her.
“Get
off eet eenstantly!” she screeched.
They got off.
Glaring, Daphne spread a Holland cover on
the window seat with the aid of Bessy the scullery maid, not normally seen
above-stairs, and the imperturbable Hughes. “Come along, we have work to do,”
she said to them grimly. Bessy and Hughes both eyed the little girls and the
now swathed window seat dubiously, but followed her obediently.
The
little girls got back on the window seat.
Horrible was helping in the small salon. “This
can go under Holland covers, I think.” She pointed to a side table.
“Er—yes,” said Susan, looking in dismay at
the Holland cover over a sofa, which was billowing strangely around about the
foot. “Horrible, my dear, what is that?”
Horrible looked. “Oh!” she shouted. “GET OUT OF THAT!”
The cover billowed strangely, but nothing
emerged.
Susan was terrified of rats. True, she had
never seen a rat in the house in Lymmond Square, but... She backed off.
Horrible pounced. The Holland cover writhed
agonisedly and fell to the ground. There was a short but violent struggle, and
Horrible emerged, panting and triumphant, clutching Pug Laidlaw. He was panting
and triumphant, too. Well, his tongue was lolling from his mouth, his eyes were
very bright and his short, curled tail was vibrating madly. The Holland cover,
however, was good and defeated. It just lay there limply. “Got him!” she
gasped.
“Yes,” said Susan faintly. It had taken her
quite some time to get that cover on.
Horrible was looking at her hopefully.
“Er—thank you, Horrible. Take him home, if
you please.”
“I told
her not to bring him!” Looking very pleased, Horrible marched out with Pug.
Susan looked weakly at the immense Holland
cover. It just lay there limply.
Miss Sissy was in the hall, looking
dubiously at a tall vase on an even taller stand. Sita was there, too,
explaining something to her very loudly.
“Horrible!
What is Pug doing here?”
Horrible looked virtuous. “I told Georgey
not to bring him, Aunt Sissy! I'm taking him home.”
“Thank you, dear,” said Aunt Sissy weakly.
Horrible marched out. No-one noticed that,
as was her custom, she left the front door slightly ajar. Miss Sissy
recommenced looking feebly at the tall vase on its tall stand, and Sita
recommenced telling her just what treatment it needed. Or possibly something
else entirely, it was mostly in Sita’s own language, larded with a few bits of
pidgin Portuguese.
“SEE?” shouted Mina in the salon. The noses
flattened on the pane. Ooh, it was
stopping, too! Laden with luggage, covered in dust! How exciting!
Nan erupted into the hall. “Sita! There you
are! What on earth are you doing here? I told you to look after Johnny and
Rosebud!”
Sita burst into mixed explanation and
self-exculpation.
“That's ENOUGH!” shouted Nan in the ayah’s language. “Go upstairs NOW! –I’m
so sorry, Miss Sissy!” she added breathlessly in English. “—SITA!”
Sita attempted to explain that Miss Sissy
was doing it all wrong, which was only what you could expect from an English
Rude-word that had never been married because she was a Rude-word. Nan
attempted to shout her down. Paul appeared on the half-landing, shouting
loudly: “Lady Benedict! Where’s Ayah?
Rosebud’s crying!”
At the same time Nobby appeared from the
direction of the nether regions, shouting breathlessly: “Lady Benedict! Me and
Sally Ames saw a rat in the larder! Where’s Pug, he can catch it, quick!”
At the same time someone attempted to knock
on the front door that Horrible had not bothered to quite close, but no-one
heard him.
The coach that had drawn up outside the
Benedict house in Lymmond Square was so dusty because it had come all the way
from the coast with only short stops to change horses. It was laden with
luggage because three years spent in foreign climes does normally necessitate
the transporting of a considerable number of items of personal apparel. But the
man who jumped down from it looking angry and ran up the short flight of steps
to the Benedicts’ not-quite-closed door was swathed in furs not merely because
March, having at one stage become mild enough to encourage careful husbands to
encourage their wives to drive out in the barouche, had now suddenly turned
nasty and was roaring out in icy gales and freezing rain, but also because he
had got onto a boat the minute the ice in the Swedish harbours had melted
enough to permit of anything like the resumption of normal traffic.
The man swathed in furs on the Benedicts’
threshold was, of course, Robert Jeffreys, twelfth Baron Keywes, Ambassador
from the Court of St James to the Kingdom of Sweden.
Robert Jeffreys had made the trip from
Scandinavia in a state of seething annoyance. Though whether he was more
furious with Mrs Beresford for having had the impertinence to write a letter
reporting what the gossip-mongers of Bath were saying of Cousin Nancy’s
daughter, with Aunt Kate for not having resolved the matter immediately, with
the gossip-mongers of Bath, or with Cousin Nancy's daughter for never having
apprised the family of her arrival England, even he himself would not have been
able to say. Of all the stupid, unnecessary pickles! And as for this Hugo
Benedict, whoever he had been, he must have been as bad as the rest of them!
For if Cousin Nancy’s daughter did not have the sense she was born with, the
which was more than likely, considering what her mother had been like, surely
an English baronet— Well, for God’s sake!
As for Aunt Kate! He had not sunk so low as
to inspect the envelope of Mrs Beresford’s letter with a magnifying glass,
though he had been very tempted. But it had not been necessary: the carefully
worded covering note had been more than enough to alert him to the fact that
his aunt had read the contents of the letter, however much she might wish him
to understand the opposite, and that in all probability she had done something
damn’ stupid about it into the bargain. Had a row with the Beresford woman, or—
Well, God knew. But something damn’ silly that she wasn’t admitting to.
He stood at the top of the short flight of
steps in Lymmond Square, scowling, and lifted his hand to the knocker again.
This time he would give it a damned good— Hammering!
The door gave way under his hand, and Lord
Keywes stumbled into the hall.
Nan swung round. “Who are you?” she gasped,
At the same time Sita Ayah let out a screech in which the words “Foreign devil!” might
have been discerned by anyone acquainted with the language in which she was
screeching them.
“A VIKING!” shouted Paul from the
half-landing.
The three little girls emerged in a bunch
from the salon. Immediately Amrita let out a screech in which the words
“Foreign devil!” might have been discerned by anyone acquainted with the
language in which she was screeching them, and hurtled across the hall, to
throw herself at Nan.
“Ow!” gasped Nan, staggering.
“FOREIGN DEVIL! AI-EEE!” wailed Sita.
Owing to the intricacies of large families,
early marriages, late marriages, second marriages and so forth, Robert, Lord
Keywes, who was of course the same generation as Nan or, indeed, Amrita, was
only four years younger than Nancy Jeffreys would have been, had she lived. He
had thus been a schoolboy when Nancy had run off, and he remembered her very
well: he had liked Nancy, she could (and would) climb a tree as well as any
boy, and shoot as well as a man. And never talked down to gangling schoolboys.
Obviously his opinion of her had been tempered with age and experience. But for
a moment the last twenty years seemed to roll back as if they had never been,
and he stared incredulously at the rumpled figure in the dusty black woollen gown
and baize apron.
Nan also stared: he must be a Russian, or
something, in that great fluffy fur coat and Russian fur hat!
“FOREIGN DEVIL! AI-EEE!” wailed Sita.
Suddenly Mina rushed across the hall to
join Amrita in hugging Nan violently round the waist.
“Don’t, darlings,” she said, staggering. “Eet’s just a man.”
“FOREIGN DEVIL! AI-EEE!” wailed Sita.
“FOREIGN DEVIL! AI-EEE!” wailed Amrita into
Nan's middle.
“I’ll get a GUN!” shouted Georgey fiercely
from the salon doorway.
“YES! Shoot the Viking!” screeched Paul
from the stairs.
“No! Stop eet! Be QUIET, you seellies!”
shouted Nan at the top of her lungs.
There was a momentary silence.
Sheepishly Lord Keywes removed the horned
helmet from under his arm and placed it on the hall table. “It’s a toy,” he
said lamely to the young woman who must be his second cousin. “I bought it upon
the quay and—er—”
“Have been regretting eet ever since,” she
said limply.
“Yes,”
he admitted, with a weak smile.
“Foreign
devil! Ai-eee!” moaned Sita softly.
“That
will do,” said Nan in the ayah’s
language with great determination. “Get upstairs at once and look to Rosebud!”
Possibly Paul had understood some of this:
he said loudly: “She’s crying!”
At this Sita gave a great cry and rushed up
the stairs like a whirlwind.
“Oh, dear!”
said Miss Sissy.
Then there was a short pause.
“Er—I did knock,” said Lord Keywes feebly.
“No-one heard you,” explained Georgey,
eyeing him warily. A gun might still be needed.
“No—um—Georgey, was that Pug I saw just
now?” said Nan.
Georgey went very red and stood on one leg,
hooking the opposite foot round her ankle.
“Dogs are of no help when one ees putting
the furniture een Holland covers,” said Nan grimly.
“No, indeed!” quavered Miss Sissy. “But
dear little Horrible has taken him home.”
“He’s pulled the Holland cover off a sofa,”
put in Susan suddenly from Nan's rear.
Nan jumped, and gasped.
“An expectable consequence of admitting
dogs to the house when one is putting the furniture in Holland covers,” noted
Robert.
His second cousin gave him an amazed glare
and his Lordship, alas, collapsed in helpless sniggers.
“Stop eet!” she cried sharply. “Who are you? What are you doing here?”
Paul had come down the stairs—whether
because his mission à propos Rosebud
was accomplished it was not clear. “He might still be a Viking,” he said on a
hopeful note.
“He ees not a Viking, you seelly, the
Vikings all died hundreds of years ago!” cried Nan distractedly.
Paul looked unconvinced. “He looks like
one.”
“Be QUIET! He ees not a Viking!” she shouted
crossly as Daphne and Hughes emerged from the nether regions.
“Nan, what on earth’s going on?” Not
waiting for a reply, her sister continued: “That stupid Sally Ames ees having
hysterics the pantry: she swears she saw a rat.”
“She did!” cried Nobby. She did not quite
believe the Viking theory, though very tempted to. Which was why she had not
contributed anything to the preceding exchange.
“I'll set a trap for it, your Ladyship,”
offered Hughes.
“Pug could catch it!” cried Georgey.
“Yes, that’s what I said!” cried Nobby.
Paul joined in eagerly: “Mr Ninian says
that pugs can be great ratters, they are much fiercer than most people give them
credit—”
“Children! Please!” cried Miss Sissy.
Mina’s face emerged from the region of
Nan's waist. “I wager he could, too,” she admitted. She looked cautiously at
the Viking.
Amrita’s face also emerged from the region
of Nan’s waist. “He could bite eets throat, like a mongoose, Nan!” She looked
cautiously at the foreign devil.
Horrible burst in through the front door,
panting. “I say, there is a huge great coach just outside— Ooh!” She broke off,
goggling.
“No!” cried Georgey scornfully. “Not its
throat, its neck, right through the bone, and shake it until—”
“BE QUIET!” shrieked Nan. “—All of you,”
she said weakly into the ringing silence as Horrible, panting, opened her
mouth. “That ees ENOUGH! –Go and set the trap, eef you please, Hughes, and eef
Sally Ames ees steell having hysterics, slap her face for her. And then please
assist Miss Susan to put the Holland cover back on the sofa een the small
salon. –And all those who do not live here,” she said, getting rather loud,
“weell please GO HOME!”
“Yes, my dear,” quavered poor Miss Sissy,
turning a mottled violet shade: “of course. Come along, children—”
“I deed not mean you, Miss Sissy!” gasped
Nan in horror.
Alas, his Lordship at this collapsed in
helpless sniggers again.
“GET OUT!” shouted Nan at the top of her
lungs. “I don’t care who you are: get OUT, get OUT! And take that hat weeth
you!”
The man made to pick up the Viking hat—too
late.
“Look out!” shrieked Nobby.
“Stop him!” shrieked Susan and Daphne.
“PUG!” bellowed Georgey.
In vain: the gallant Pug Laidlaw hurtled
through the wide-open front door and threw himself upon the Viking hat.
Fortunately be did not impale himself on
the horns, though such might have been the fate of a young pug less favoured by
the mighty of Valhalla. Soon the hat gave in, and Pug lay upon the hall floor
with it, growling softly.
“Well done, Pug!” cried Georgey, glaring
horribly at the offensive visitor, who was laughing helplessly.
“Yes; well done, Pug! Good boy!” cried
Horrible, coming up to her sister’s side, also glaring.
“I’m so sorry, my dear!” gasped Miss Sissy.
Nan swallowed. “At least he has not hurt
heemself.”
“I’ll
take the children home, my dear Lady Benedict, and come back directly to assist
you,” said the spinster lady helpfully. “Come along, children!” she said
brightly.
“Thank you, Miss Sissy,” said Nan feebly, as
the Laidlaws trailed reluctantly over to the door.
“Come on, Pug,” said Georgey glumly.
Pug lay upon the hall floor with the hat,
growling softly.
“PUG!” shouted Georgey, turning puce.
Pug lay upon the hall floor with the hat,
growling softly.
“PUG LAIDLAW! HEEL, SIR!” bellowed the puce
Georgey.
Pug lay upon the hall floor with the hat,
growling softly...
“I fear this could go on for some time,”
noted his Lordship politely.
“Be silent,” said Nan between her teeth.
“Georgey, someone weell bring Pug over to you later.”
“Who?”
“Uh...”
“Hughes,” decided Paul.
“Yes: Hughes,” said Nan, sagging visibly.
“Do you promise, Lady Benedict? 'Cos if he
got locked in he would starve—”
“He weell not get locked een, Georgey, you
seelly!” said Nan hotly.
“Come on, Georgey,” said Nobby
uncomfortably, grabbing her hand.
The Laidlaws exited and the heavy front
door closed after them.
“Phew!” said Robert, grinning. “These ones
here are yours, then, are they?”
“Who are
you?” returned Nan angrily.
“And I thought the Viking business could
not fail to alert you,” he said sadly. “Now,
your mother would have guessed at once, I am quite sure.”
Nan’s jaw dropped. “My mother? WHO ARE
YOU?”
“Keywes,” he said simply.
She stared at him.
“Er—Robert Jeffreys,” he murmured, flushing a
little. “Your mother and my father were first cousins.”
Nan’s mouth tightened. “You had better come
eento the salon. –Girls, go upstairs. Someone weell bring you a nuncheon.”
“Who?” demanded Amrita, standing her ground.
Nan took a deep breath.
“Come on,” said Mina hurriedly, grabbing
her small aunt's hand. They scrambled for the stairs.
“Nan, I could get them something light,” said
Susan.
“Vairy well: thank you. –Een here, please,
Lord Keywes,” said Nan, leading the way to the small salon.
“Holland covers!” he noted pleasedly.
Nan shut the door and leaned against it.
“We are about to remove for a holiday.”
“To the South Seas, I presume,” he noted
politely. “Well, Holland covers?” he said as she glared. “My mother only did
that if the house was to be closed for six months or more.”
“Een India, we—” Nan broke off. “That ees
nothing to do weeth you.”
“India?” he murmured. “Er, may I ask, was
this before Sir Hugo Benedict? That is, if you are my second cousin?” he added
politely.
“YES!” she shouted angrily.
He smiled a little. “You sound so like your
mother.”
“Rubbeesh: everyone who knew her has said I
sound nothing like her, for my voice ees far deeper!”
“No: it's the shouting,” he murmured.
Nan's bosom swelled ominously.
“Don’t be like that, Cousin. After all, I
have come all the way from Sweden to—er—rescue you.”
“What?”
He shrugged slightly. “A rescue. Like that
of the gallant Pug galloping to save his young mistress from the hat.—It’s for
your young brother, by the way.—Are not the Bath gossips making you the subject
of their impertinent speculation? Or is it all a figment of Mrs Beresford's
imagination?”
“Mrs— Oh,” said Nan. “That letter.”
“Er—yes. I gather you’ve seen my Aunt Kate,
then?”
“Yes,” she said tightly. “And allow me to
tell you, that whether or no you have come all the way from Sweden, I do not
require rescuing by a member of your family, sir!”
Robert winced. “What did she say to you?”
“Never mind what she said: she ees the most
rude and impertinent woman I have ever had the meesfortune to meet!”
“I thought it must have been something like
that,” he acknowledged wryly.
Nan opened the salon door. “Get out.”
He blinked. “I beg your pardon?”
“Get
out. I can see eet ees all a joke to you,” said Nan, her lower lip beginning to
wobble, “for you are a fine English lord who ees above such petty affairs as
the gossip of Bath cats. And whether or not you have come from Sweden express,
which I do not believe for a moment, I weell not stand to be laughed at or
patronised by you or any of your family. Go.”
His lean cheeks flushed a little. “No,
please: I really did not mean to laugh—”
“Get out now!” choked Nan. “Or I get Hughes
to throw you out!”
Lord Keywes could see she meant it. He was
beginning to feel some offence with her. True, he had laughed; but then, the
whole situation had been entirely ridiculous. And he had indeed come direct
from Sweden on her account, and really, such a reaction to his presence, not to
say such an attitude to his family, was scarcely called for, no matter what
damned Aunt Kate might have— He bit his lip for a moment. Damn Aunt Kate.
“I shall write to you,” he said stiffly.
“Believe me, Lady Benedict, I wish only to do what might aid you.”
Nan took a deep breath. “Kindly go.”
His nostrils flared angrily: he bowed
stiffly and walked out.
Nan rushed upstairs, threw herself on her
bed, and sobbed her heart out.
In vain did Susan, Daphne and Sita try to ascertain
what Lord Keywes could have said to upset her so. It was, as Susan said, quite
incomprehensible!
Robert Jeffreys, twelfth Baron Keywes,
would have denied angrily any imputation that he was rather spoilt. But he was,
of course. His father had never been a well man and, understandably anxious not
to see his only son succumb to the malady which had plagued him all his life,
had tended to coddle him, rather. Young Robert's had been a sunny temperament
and he had not turned into the odious brat that such pampering might have made
of a weaker character. But he had certainly been used from earliest childhood
to have everything very much his own way. The influence of his stiff-necked grandfather,
very much the family martinet, had not helped. Where Robert’s Papa had tended
to swaddle him in flannel, old Lord Keywes had robustly declared all that sort
of thing to be nonsense and bad for the boy: where Papa would say anxiously
that Robert must not ride his pony out with the hunt on a cold, muddy, windy
day, Grandpapa would order the pony saddled up, and himself ride out with the
little boy.
Rather fortunately Robert had not been a
timid or uncertain child, or he might have grown up very unsure of himself. He
had been healthy and strong and although he loved Papa dearly had chafed at his
metaphorical and frequently all too literal flannel wrappings: Grandpapa’s
healthy robustness suited him far better. But if old Lord Keywes had been
hearty enough in spirit, he had also been quite incredibly high in the instep:
he had, if anything, given young Robert an inflated idea of the position he was
to occupy in life. At the same time inculcating the concepts of honour, duty
and noblesse oblige. It was only more
latterly, and well after his father’s untimely death, that the man who was now
Lord Keywes had begun to appreciate his father's sweetness of nature and to
regret not having had more time with him.
Old Lord Keywes's teaching had meant that Robert
took his responsibilities as a substantial landowner and member of the House of
Lords seriously, and that he had seen it as his duty not to refuse a diplomatic
post when it was offered to him; but it was his father's gentler influence that
had resulted in his thinking deeply about such matters as England's treatment
of her labouring and criminal classes, rather than taking them for granted as
did the vast majority of his contemporaries. He did not himself spend much time
either in close examination of the conditions of his farm labourers or in
touring His Majesty's prisons and prison ships; he did, however, make it his
business to sit on several influential committees and to endow suitable
charities. He was aware that it was rather good of him to take the trouble to
do so; on the other hand, he would have scorned to lower himself so far as to
ignore his duty to those less fortunate in life than himself. He was not,
though he was by no means a stupid man, aware that in spite of his humanitarian
activities he had become rather proud. Not puffed up in his own conceit, no:
his sense of humour would have prevented that. But rather insulated from the
rest of humanity and rather too sure of the rightness of his own position and
disinclined to examine it further.
His later life as well as his upbringing
had no doubt been an influence, here. The disastrous marriage which young
George had described so calmly to Nan Baldaya Benedict had thoroughly shaken
him, and turned him inwards upon himself. He had not looked to remarry after
the scandal of Persephone's death. She had given him a son, George was strong
and healthy, and if, Heaven forbid, anything should happen to him, there were
innumerable cousins on the Sussex side of the family to secure the succession;
and in any case he could always think about remarrying at some later stage.
Certainly there had been very many ladies, young and not so young, who would
have been only too glad to become Lady Keywes: Lord Keywes was a wealthy man
and head of one of the oldest families in England, Vaudequays was a showplace,
one of the loveliest old houses in the southern counties, and Robert Jeffreys
himself was a handsome man. Perhaps the ladies made it too obvious that they
would not decline an offer: he certainly did not feel himself the more inclined
to make one.
His marriage had been arranged between the two
families, old Lord Keywes having been keen to consolidate relations with the
Bon-Duttons, the Duke of Chelford’s family. Nevertheless Robert had been
nothing loath: Lady Persephone had been
stunningly pretty, with a mop of gold-streaked brown curls, huge sparkling deep
blue eyes, and a petulant, pouting, beckoning Cupid’s bow of a mouth. Robert
Jeffreys, who at the time had been far more impressionable and far less
sophisticated than he had considered himself, had found her irresistible. His
enthralment—it was scarcely too strong a word—had survived the discovery of the
equal fascination she exerted upon other men and her successive infidelities:
his fastidious soul had been horrified and revolted at his own failure to
resist Persephone. He had revealed to no-one that her death had come as a
shuddering release.
Later there had been other ladies in his
life, though until very lately none so fascinating as the wicked Persephone. He
had not gained from these experiences, any more than from his marriage, a very
high opinion of the fair sex.
His latest liaison had done a little to
ameliorate this jaundiced view. The Princess Vera Andronikova Toumanova was a
dark-eyed Russian widow several years his elder. Robert had been vaguely aware
that she was very much courted in Stockholm, and had assumed, after one or two
brief meetings at large Embassy receptions, that it must be for her wealth: if
striking, she was not beautiful, and if witty, she was very far from young.
Then they had been seated together at a very long-drawn-out formal dinner and
he had been conscious of her charm. They met again at a ball. Robert had done
his duty very properly by a succession of boring dames. As the Princess was the
only lady left in-their group whom he had not invited to dance, he had duly
invited her. It was a waltz. Vera Andronikova, not beautiful, not young, and to
all appearances not interested in Robert Jeffreys, melted into his arms with
one dark-eyed look straight into his eyes, and he realized that the story that
half Stockholm was in thrall to the fascinating Princess had some truth in it
after all. At the conclusion of the dance she invited him to one of her
afternoons: he was just sufficiently master of himself to bow as deeply as if
this was the signal honour he was later to realize that it was.
She was not alone that afternoon. Robert
was quite shatteringly disappointed. He outstayed the other guests, but only by
a few moments: Vera Andronikova gave him what he was almost sure was a warning
look and murmured, as he bowed over her hand: “Come tomorrow.” He cancelled
several other engagements in order to do so, though he had no expectation of
finding her alone this time, either. She was alone. And he was shown into the
salon by an old crone, not the butler. Vera Andronikova said baldly, patting
the sofa beside her: “We have an hour before my butler returns. Sit down here,
Robert. If it should please you, I have a little dasha, I think you would call it a small country house, a little
out of the town. It is most discreet and only a few old country servants staff
the house. I am about to remove there for the hotter months. Would you care to
join me?” Robert collapsed beside her on the sofa and replied hoarsely: “On
what terms, Princess?” Vera Andronikova returned: “I hope you will call me Vera
Andronikova. I think at our ages we do not need to pretend, no? On whatever
terms you wish. –I am not looking for another husband, bien entendu!” she added with a little husky gurgle, deep in her
throat. Robert went very red, picked up her hand and kissed it fervently.
After that it was all plain sailing. Very
probably the whole of fashionable Stockholm had known, though the two had been
careful to be discreet, but Vera Andronikova was a free agent, and so was he:
if there had been gossip, it had done neither of them observable harm.
As the first snowflakes fell at the
beginning of the winter, Robert decided that in spite of the age difference he
would ask her to be his wife: she would play the part of Ambassador’s lady to
perfection, he was not looking to start another family, and—well. It would be very
suitable. Vera Andronikova hesitated and then said carefully: “Robert, mon chéri, I do not think it would
answer. I am not the right woman for you. And as I said to you at the very
first, I am not looking to remarry. My freedom suits me. I would suggest that
we go on as before, but clearly that is not what you need, hein? –No, ssh,” she added, holding up a hand as he began to
protest: “very clearly it is not, mon ami,
or you would not have suggested that we change things! I think I shall return
to Russia before the snows set in, rather than wait until spring.”
Robert protested but the Princess remained
serenely adamant. He was left with a bruised heart but also with the question:
had she truly cared for him at all? Not realising that she had cared enough to
give him up.
The winter had been long and lonely and to
say truth Lord Keywes had not been sorry to seize upon the excuse of sorting
out Cousin Nancy's little daughter to get out of the country. In any case his
term of office would have been over in another couple of months and— Well.
During
the uncomfortable journey home he had involuntarily erected a ridiculous, or so
at least he now decided, a ridiculous mental scenario of himself as a sort of
combined Sir Galahad and King Cophetua, stooping from the heights of his great
position in order to rescue a scrubby little ill-mannered slip of a girl with
the laughing eyes and mop of curls he remembered in Nancy. He had imagined
himself earning her undying gratitude and becoming the mainstay and patron of
her little family, perhaps even installing them in a little house on the
estates. Where his obscure little second cousin could quietly worship him from
afar? Alas, yes, something very like that.
After the encounter with Lady Benedict he went
off to his Bath hotel in a growing rage with his own demonstrated fatuity, with
Cousin Nancy’s daughter’s gracelessness and base ingratitude, with the English
weather and with Aunt Kate. There was little he could do about most of these
factors but he dashed off a very stiff letter indeed to damned Kate. And did
his best to wear out the excellent carpet before the blazing fire of the
private sitting-room the hotel had immediately provided for Lord Keywes as a
matter of course. This pacing resulted neither in soothing him nor in his
coming to any decision about what to do about Nancy’s daughter. Curse the
woman, and her impertinence, and her damned ingratitude! He forgot his
amusement over Pug, and the Holland covers, and the fluttered, curvaceous
little figure in the huge baize apron, and remembered only that he’d made a fool
of himself.
A man with less conception of what was due
to himself and his name might simply have flung off home in a rage. Robert Jeffreys
did not do this.
The next day he had cooled down
sufficiently to call on Mrs Beresford, though not to call on Lady Benedict. But
he was informed that Mrs Beresford and Miss Beresford had left Bath to visit
with relatives and that Mr Beresford was at present in Lymmond Square with his
cousins.
He
hesitated, but finally went off to see Jack. Jack appeared only too relieved to
accept his invitation to dine him back at his hotel. It was not hard to guess
why: at the moment of his accepting the invitation, two red-nosed brats were
sitting in the downstairs salon, where doubtless they had no business to be, playing
a game with Mrs Laidlaw’s cushions, which doubtless they had no business to be
touching, another brat could be heard through at least one closed door wailing
its head off, and Miss Sissy Laidlaw could be dimly heard expostulating with
it.
Over and through and around it all curled the
long, anguished wails of a young pug-dog that had been smacked and shut up in
the boot cupboard for iniquitous crimes committed against Jack Beresford's best
Hessians. In his present mood, Lord Keywes was not able to raise so much as a
smile at the report of the iniquity, or even at the sight of the remains of the
two gold tassels reposing upon the Laidlaw mantelpiece. Let alone point out
that the choice of the boot cupboard was surely, in view of the particular
crime, misguided to say the least.
Over a very acceptable dinner and the more
than acceptable port which followed it, Jack confessed that imprimis, he was damned sick of brats, secundus, he wished he'd never told
Cousin Jack Laidlaw he’d back Aunt Sissy up and tertius, he was ready to throttle damned Aunt Sissy. However, the
news that Robert had come to Bath fully prepared to re-establish his second
cousin's reputation appeared to cheer him up remarkably. Remarkably.
“I see,” said Lord Keywes. Little white
dints showed beside his handsome nose for a moment and his long mouth
tightened. “Congratulations are in order, are they?”
“No!” said Jack quickly, reddening. “I say,
no! Steady on, old fellow! I barely know her, really. Uh—delightful creature,
of course... Um, well,” he said, biting his lip a little and looking shyly at
the older man: “I’ve heard it said her mother was irresistible, but she can't
have been more so than Lady Benedict. And then, she has style, you know. Short
woman, of course, but—”
“Style?” said Robert feebly, thinking of
the tousled curls and the baize apron.
“Mm! To see her in her black velvet dinner
gown!”
“Black velvet? She cannot be scarce more
than twenty years of age! –Oh,” he said lamely. “Mourning, I suppose.”
“Yes, of course,” said Jack, staring at
him.
“Er—so if she is in mourning, how did you
have the opportunity of dining with her?” he asked, unable to stop himself.
“Oh—my cousins, y’know: just a family
affair, really. Invited her to cheer her up.”
“I see,” he said heavily.
Jack eyed him uneasily. “Utterly
respectable, of course. Well, do not have to tell you that, dear fellow!” he
said with an awkward smile.
“No,” he said lamely, “of course.”
“Er—very glad to know you’re prepared to
settle the Bath cats once and for all.”
“Mm? Oh—yes. I shall do my best.”
“Good.”
“And—well, may I just wish you good luck?”
he said with an effort.
Jack
Beresford did not perceive the effort: he beamed, said he was not sure himself,
as yet, but Robert knew how it was, old man.
Lord Keywes gave a twisted smile that the
besotted Jack did not register and said yes, he did.
He called at his second cousin’s house the
following day, fully prepared to make amends for any false impression he might
have given her on his previous call, and to offer her the assurance of his help
and protection.
But he was too late: she had left Bath.
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