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Laid Plans
“There is no hope that it will not be all
over Bath before sunset,” noted Lewis dispassionately when the outraged Mrs
Throgmorton, who had refused to listen to a word of the explanation that was
offered her, had swept out.
Nan’s cheeks were very flushed. “No,” she
agreed.
“You had best agree to marry me at once,”
he said calmly.
At this Nan’s cheeks became even hotter.
“Rubbeesh!” she snapped.
“I am quite serious. Your reputation is
irretrievably lost. Aunt Agatha has innumerable connexions, and she is an
indefatigable correspondent: old Hugh Throgmorton, to name only one, will have
the story within the week; and that means the Hammonds, you know.”
Nan licked her lips. “The—the Marquis and
Marchioness of Rockingham deed not strike me as the sort of people who—who
believe nasty stories weethout proof.”
“We shall not argue over whether Aunt
Agatha’s word constitutes proof. Mayhap they will not believe it, but they will
be two lone voices in a wilderness of spiteful gossip, I do assure you.”
“Mm,” she admitted, swallowing hard.
“Don’t cry,” he murmured.
“I am not going to cry!” she flashed. “I am
trying to theenk of a way out of eet!”
“There is no way out of it. I repeat, you
must marry me. At least I shall be able to stop calling you ‘Lady Benedict’,
the which has become very tedious,” he murmured.
Nan looked at him blankly.
“Added to which, it is such a mouthful: it
does not suit you at all.”
“Lord Stamforth,” she said, drawing a deep
breath, “please stop talking nonsense. I cannot possibly marry you, eet ees out
of the question. You are een thees unfortunate situation because I abducted
you: you have no responsibility whatsoever een the matter, and I weell not
allow you to shoulder eet.”
“Your grasp of the English vernacular is
really excellent.” he murmured, “though in that last sentence, the final
pronoun perhaps left something to be desired.”
“Stop eet!” shouted Nan. “I am serious!”
“So
am I. You must marry me. –It is my reputation, too,” he added as she opened her
mouth.
“Oh,” said Nan, very disconcerted.
“Of course, a man’s reputation does not
suffer in these circumstances in precisely the same way as a woman’s. But I
would not care to have it known in Society that I had had the audacity to set
up my mistress in the most respectable of Bath squares without regard to
the—er—sensibilities of the inhabitants.”
After a moment Nan said flatly: “Rubbeesh.”
“No, it is not rubbish, Lady Benedict, I
fear. I do owe something to my name.”
Nan once more went very red. “Yes. But eet
ees all my fault, and ees not fair that you should be made to suffer for eet!”
“True. But then, nothing in life is fair.
It is not fair that Clara was born into lower-class poverty instead of truly
being a Vane; and it is not fair, either,” he said with a shrewd look, “that
Amrita’s parentage is what it is.”
“How deed—?” Nan bounced up, rushed to the
door and opened it. The hall was empty. She closed the door firmly and rushed
over to Lewis’s side. “Never dare to breathe a word of eet as long as you
Ieeve!” she hissed fiercely.
“I shall not, but if we are to be married,
I thought I had best let you know that there is one thing, at least, that you
need no longer bother to conceal from me.”
“Who told you?” said Nan with tears in her
eyes. “Dom, I suppose?”
“No;
no-one told me. I guessed. I suppose I half-consciously began to put dates and
facts together in my head, and they did not altogether make sense; and nor did
some of the things you had all told me of Rani’s history.”
She gulped.
“It is possible,” said Lewis carefully,
“that someone as close to you as Miss Jeffreys might also guess; but I do not
think there is another soul in England who would suspect.”
“No, because there ees not another soul een
England weeth such a crafty and devious mind as yours!” she cried with tears in
her eyes.
“I’m sorry. I thought you would rather l
admitted I knew.”
After a moment Nan said: “You are right. At
least I—do not have to tell you, now.”
“No,” said Lewis, looking at her
thoughtfully. “Did you imagine you might at some time have to?”
“No,” she said, going very red.
“Well, I am glad you are not favouring me
with some nonsense about believing that there should be no secrets between a
man and a woman who intend marrying.”
Scowling, Nan replied: “We do not eentend
marrying.”
“I do. And you must. You should talk it
over with your friends, but I am sure they will advise you that it is the only
recourse.”
“I shall go to Portugal, to Dom,” she said
grimly.
Lewis grasped her hands firmly in his; she
tried to pull away, but he held on. “You cannot do that. We are not nobodies:
the Portuguese Embassy will be quite sure to have the story. And my name,” he
said with a grimace, “is not particularly popular there. The story will get
back to Portugal, and Dom and his wife and children will be shunned. Is that
what you want?”
“No,” said Nan tearfully.
“Your parents’ elopement will not have been
forgotten there, either. With no further scandal and with the support of such
persons as your Uncle Érico and the Carvalho dos Santos family, you might all
live quietly and respectably in Portugal. But not with this sort of scandal
attached to you.”
“Then what shall we do?” she cried.
“I have said: marry me,” said Lewis, his
grip tightening.
“No.” Nan endeavoured to wrench her hands
away; he released her suddenly and she staggered.
“I beg your pardon,” he said formally,
putting a hand gently under her elbow.
“I am quite all right, thank you,” said Nan
grimly. “—Even eef we were to marry, i cannot see that eet would scotch the
scandal.”
“Not immediately, no. But we should have a
quiet year whilst the family is in mourning for Uncle Peter—oh. and I can
guarantee,” he said with a curl of his lip, “that once the knot is tied, none
of the Vanes will cut you, not even Aunt Agatha—and talk will die down very
quickly. We shall even be able, I think, to launch Daphne properly next
Season,” he ended, with a sardonic glint in his eye.
Nan gulped.
“Presentation at Court, all the
fol-de-rol,” he drawled.
“Yes! –Oh, my God,” she muttered.
Lewis watched her silently.
“You may be right: there may be no other
recourse,” she said grimly.
“I am right. And there is the additional
paint that after more than one scandal linking our two names—for they will rake
up the Pom-Pom business,” he said on an apologetic note, “—no respectable
family would accept an offer from me for their daughter.”
“Yes,” said Nan, swallowing. “I see. You
mean I have ruined you, too.”
“Well, the Curwellions of this world might
not care,” he said with a slight shrug, “but otherwise, yes.”
Nan’s jaw trembled. “I shall theenk eet
over carefully, Lord Stamforth. And—and pray forgive my rudeness. I vairy much
appreciate the generosity of your offer. Eef there ees any way to prevent you
sacrificing yourself on my account I shall find eet. Please, excuse me.”
She went out, her head held very high.
Lewis looked after her drily. It would not
be such a sacrifice as all that. He wandered over to Pol Parrot. “Hé bien, dis-moi que tu m’aimes, toi, Pol
Parrot,” he said ruefully.
“Dis-moi que tu m’aimes! Dis-moi que tu m’aimes!” squawked Pol
Parrot.
“Quite,” said Lewis on a sour note.
“Oh, dear, this is dreadful!” cried Cherry,
her hands going to her cheeks.
‘Yes,” agreed Nan tightly. “You must not
stay here weeth me any longer, Cherry. Nor you, Iris,” she added quickly as
Iris opened her mouth. “What your brother and your Aunt Kate weell say when
they hear of thees, I shudder to theenk!”
Susan and Daphne had been admitted to the
consultation: there seemed little point in trying to shelter them, much though
Nan would have liked to. Now Susan cried with tears in her eyes: “Then they
will be unjust and—and horrid! No-one who knows you could possibly believe such
a thing of you, dearest Nan! And it is all my fault!” She burst into loud sobs.
“Eh?” said Iris, gaping at her.
“Hush. I theenk she means because of Ruth,”
said Nan, putting her arm around Susan from one side as Daphne did so from the
other. “Hush, Susan, my love; eet ees true that you were directly responsible
for rescuing Ruth and starting eet all, but you deed nothing that the rest of
us would not have done. You must not blame yourself.”
“No, absolutely! We are all een eet
together!” Daphne agreed warmly.
Susan cried for a while, but gradually
allowed herself to be comforted, and blew her nose.
Somehow her stepdaughter’s distress decided
Nan. Whatever stories Mrs Urqhart might know to the discredit of the lady who
was Eric Charleson’s mamma, she was extremely respectable now: she would not
countenance for an instant her son’s allying himself with a connexion of the
woman known to be Viscount Stamforth’s illicit lover. But Lady Stamforth’s
stepdaughter? That would be a very different thing.
“Eet weell be all right; I shall marry heem,”
she said tightly.
“He is a very good sort of a man, Nan,”
said Iris awkwardly.
“He is a lovely man!” cried Cherry. “He is
all that is admirable!”
“Cherry,” said Nan, taking a deep breath:
“eef you could see een the case of yourself and Sir Noël that eet would have
been truly reprehensible to accept a man’s offer merely because eet was a
convenience to oneself to do so, why can you not see eet een mine and Lord
Stamforth’s?”
“But it is not the same!” she cried, her
cheeks very flushed. “You were keeping him safe!”
“I think she has a point, Nan,” murmured
Iris.
“Yes, vairy well.” said Nan with a sigh.
“We shall not argue over eet, Cherry.”
“But I do see what you mean,” said Cherry
flatly, suddenly looking depressed.
“You like him, though, Nan,” urged Iris.
“Do not be stupeed!” she flashed. “He has
not offered because I like heem or he likes me, he has offered because he feels
he must!”
“Mm,” Iris admitted, wincing.
“And you are going home thees vairy day,”
she added.
“No! It may make it a little better for you
if I am seen to be here.”
“I think she is right. We shall both make
it known that we are with you, dearest Nan,” said Cherry bravely.
“Yes. As a matter of fact I shall go and
tell Troope immediately to admit Sir Noël to the house,” decided Iris, getting
up. “In fact, to admit anyone: we cannot have too many supporters. –By the
way,” she said with her hand on the doorknob: “how in God’s name did the
Throgmorton woman get past Troope?”
“There ees no point een recriminations,
Iris: the fact ees that Pip Ames was een the hall alone, and deed not know he
was to deny me to all callers,” said Nan with a sigh.
“Mm.” Iris went out.
“She should
go home,” said Daphne timidly.
“Yes,” agreed Nan grimly. “And you must go
to June and Merry, Cherry.”
“I shall not,” she said, sticking out her
chin.
“But you have been meexed up een one
scandal already: you know what Bath ees like! You must not eenvolve yourself
een another!”
“I shall not desert you,” said Cherry. She
got up and came to kiss Nan’s cheek.
Forthwith Nan burst into a storm of
overwrought tears.
When she was over them Daphne said bravely:
“You do not have to marry heem eef you could not care for eet, Nan. We could go
to Portugal and live quietly on the property.”
“No. There are the consequences for Dom and
hees children to theenk of,” she said grimly.
“Oh. Yes, of course.”
“And eef you imagine that Everard Benedict
wuh-would ever luh-let—”
“Hush, do not cry again,” said Susan,
squeezing her hand very tight. “He cannot take us from you by force.”
Nan burst into tears again, sobbing out
something to the effect that he could, it was not fair, men had all the rights
and women had none—
Nobody listened very much: they just patted
her back and squeezed her hand, and made soothing noises. And when Iris came
back, between the four of them they got her off to her room to rest.
“We must talk, I think,” said Iris glumly
on the landing.
The young ladies accompanied Miss Jeffreys
in silence to their little sitting-room. Once there the other three looked
hopefully at her.
“I think it may work out for the best,” she
said cautiously.
“Iris, not eef Nan does not love heem!”
protested Daphne.
Iris scratched her head. “I think she does,
you know. She is not admitting it to herself, yet.”
“I think so, too,” said Cherry, nodding.
“And there can be little doubt that he is in love with her.”
“Ye-es...” said Iris slowly. “No, no, I
agree!” she said hastily as Cherry gave her an indignant look. “But being in
love and being ready to offer marriage are two different things, for a man of
his age.”
“I think I see...” said Susan slowly.
“Certainly I have always thought that he admired her very much... But when he
did not offer after the encounter with Prince Pom-Pom, it was indicative, was
it not?”
Iris nodded. “Mm. Um—I think I might speak
to him, actually, since Dom isn’t here to do it. I think someone in the family
should.”
“Should I come, too?” asked Daphne bravely.
Iris would have been glad of her support,
but why put the little thing through it? “Thank you, my dear, but no. We don’t
want to appear to align ourselves against him.”
“No-o… You weell not give heem the
impression that we do not want heem, weell you, Iris?” she said anxiously.
“I shan’t do that. –I think we should show
our noses round the town. Even though you may not feel like it, I think perhaps
you girls should take a walk.”
“Vairy slowly past that cat Miss Diddy
Carey’s house!” agreed Daphne fiercely. “Yes! Come on, Susan, get your bonnet!”
Cherry accompanied Iris slowly downstairs.
“I will stick by Nan, of course. But I cannot truly see that anything we can do
will do any good,” she said in a low voice.
“Not if the Throgmorton woman’s as black as
she’s painted. Is she?”
Cherry shuddered. “Worse!”
“Mm. Well, they’re going to have to make
the best of it.”
“Ye-es... Iris,” she said. swallowing,
“surely the—the domestic situation will be very awkward for them, if they marry
because they have no other option?”
Iris winced. “Yes. Though to speak plainly,
they can afford to live in a house that is big enough for them to have separate
apartments: indeed, lead separate lives, if they wish.”
“But that is just it!” said Cherry, very
pink but extremely determined. “If they start off on that basis, they may never
become closer: they may live as strangers for the rest of their days!”
“I’ve been trying for some time not to
think that they are both of them just obstinate enough to do precisely that,”
admitted Iris grimly.
Cherry shivered.
“Don’t,” said Iris, putting an arm round
her. “Au fond, Nan is too
warm-hearted a creature to be able to live like that. I think that whatever her
stubborn head may dictate, her heart will push her in the other way.”
Cherry thought it over, and looked more
cheerful. “Yes, you are right! And he? What do you think, Iris?”
Iris looked at the closed sitting-room
door. “I’m about to find out. Wish me luck.”
Lewis was lounging in the window. “There’s
a fat female with bows, headin’ our way,” he drawled.
“I think, from Daphne’s graphic description
of the creature, it will be Miss Diddy Carey.” Iris rang the bell.
Pip Ames appeared, looking cowed. Iris did
not think she was imagining that the boy’s eyes were red. “Pip, please do not
admit Miss Diddy Carey to the house today.”
“Don’t admit any nosey females,” said
Stamforth’s deep voice from behind her; Iris repressed a gasp. “But do admit
Sir Noël Amory or any of the Amory family, or a lady called Mrs Laidlaw.”
“Yes, my Lord. I know Mrs Laidlaw, my
Lord,” he said respectfully.
“Thank you.”
Pip Ames bowed deeply and exited.
“I collect the bawling out was done by
Troope?” said Iris.
“It was certainly not done by me.”
“Nor Nan, neither.”
“No, she is not that sort of woman,” he
murmured.
“No.” Iris took a deep breath.
“My intentions are honourable and I shall
not kick up over settlements,” he said instantly.
“Yes, you are not slow on the uptake,” said
Iris grimly. “But I wish, rather, to assure you that Nan’s family would never
blame you if you withdrew your very generous offer. I think I can persuade my
brother to allow her to live quietly at Vaudequays until it all blows over. And
we shall look after Daphne.”
Lewis eyed her drily. “Thank you, I
suppose. I can almost see you persuading Keywes to do it, too.”
“He is not unjust, just rather
conventional. He will see that although it was headstrong and foolish of Nan to
hide you in her house—”
“Miss Jeffreys, you are very kind, but I’m
afraid you are being too generous,” he said on a tired note.
“What?” said Iris blankly, staring.
Lewis ran his hand over his thinning hair.
“Look, I’m a damned fool: I let my sense of humour run away with me.”
Iris just stared blankly.
“When I woke up and found myself in this
ridiculous situation!” he said impatiently. “Lurid dressing-gowns and all:
where does the boy buy ’em?” he
added.
“Oh. Oh, good God: you mean—”
“I mean, had I wanted to escape, I would
not have let a mere lack of breeches stop me from climbing down the drainpipe.”
Iris swallowed.
“As I say, I let my sense of humour run
away with me. –The other one of my besetting sins,” he said with a grimace.
“So—so you are not mad as fire with her?”
“No! Good God, did you think I was?”
“Er—well, you have certainly seemed a
trifle stiff in your manner since you—um—woke up,” said Iris feebly,
Lewis collapsed onto the sofa with a loud
groan. “Miss Jeffreys, that is because I have been trying my damnedest not to
laugh my head off over the whole thing!”
Iris smiled feebly and also sat down.
After quite some time she croaked: “You
still do not have to offer.”
“But— Alors,
merde, ta gueule, Pol Parrot!” he cried as Pol Parrot, stirred into action
by who know what, danced on his perch, croaking: “Dis-moi que tu m’aimes! Hullo, Aggie! Hullo, Pol Parrot! Dis-moi que tu m’aimes!”
“Why does it say that?” said Iris limply.
“I cannot say: some quirk of my Great-Aunt
Sophia’s. And the Aggie it refers to, since you do not ask, is my Aunt Agatha Throgmorton, yes. And
since you do not ask,” he said, as Iris’s jaw sagged, “yes, the damned creature
did say it the minute she walked in.”
Iris gasped, failed to control herself, and
went off in a fit of helpless laughter.
“That’s better,” said Lewis drily, when she
was over it.
“Oh, dear: yes! But seriously,” said Iris,
wiping her eyes and sitting up straight: “I mean it: the family will take care
of Nan and Daphne.”
“Mm. But I mean my offer. Though I did not
intend to offer while her nose is still thoroughly out of joint because I
deceived her over the damned title. Oh, and I shall write very fully of my
financial position both to your brother and to Dom.”
Iris went rather red but said: “Well, thank
you. Nan has more than enough, of course. But Robert will certainly be glad to
hear from you.”
“Good,” he said, getting up and holding out
his hand.
Limply Iris allowed him to assist her to
rise and then to bow over her hand.
“I do love her,” he said abruptly, going
very red. “But—pray don’t be insulted on her account, or the family’s—I was
hesitating over whether it would be wise to make an offer, before this blew up.”
Iris nodded silently.
“I think I can manage,” said Lewis Vane
dispassionately, “not to patronise her for being a mere female or to run her life
for her high-handedly, à la Noël
Amory. At least, not to do so overtly.”
Iris swallowed and essayed a feeble smile.
“No.”
“But,” he said with a sigh, running his
hand over his hair again: “I’m damned if I can promise not to strangle her if
she continues to flirt with other men.”
Iris replied cautiously: “She is the sort
of woman who needs male admiration.”
“Mm. I understand that it will be up to me
to give her the sort of admiration she needs.” He looked wry. “All the while
not patronising her for being a mere female.”
She gulped. “Something like that.”
“She does not appear to dislike it from
such as old Kernohan,” he said acidly.
“No. Well, I can’t explain it, Lord
Stamforth!”
“Nor tell me what she needs from a man who
is not an admirer, but a husband? No, of course you cannot, you are the merest
girl yourself,” he said with a sigh. “Well, I can try. If she will let me get
near her.”
Iris was now very red, but she said
bravely: “That is a not inconsiderable point. Er—Rani’s theory seems to be that
you will need to put her over your knee. Several times, I think she meant to
imply.”
Lewis shrugged. “If I lose my temper, it
may well come to that. But I once told her that I did not wish to be her
mentor, and it is true. And she certainly gave me to understand that she does
not wish for one.”
“No-o... Perhaps she does, in a way. --I’m
sorry, that is no help,” she said awkwardly. “But—well, perhaps all human
beings are composed of contradictions. But Nan is certainly so.”
“Yes.” He turned away from her and went
over to the window.
Iris looked at his back uncertainly.
Eventually she said timidly: “Lord Stamforth, I don’t wish to give you the
wrong impression, or—or raise false hopes. But I think Nan is—is pretty much on
the way to being in love with you.”
Lewis sighed and turned round slowly. “I
know that.”
Iris gaped. “Oh,” she said numbly.
“But I do not know how to get her to admit
it. Nor do I know if it will be enough.”
“Enough?” she faltered.
“Enough for her to accept the tedium of
life with me,” he said grimly.
“What?” said Iris limply.
“You need not say that it will probably be
no more tedious than life with any other hopeful. The point is, does she even
want matrimony and domesticity?”
“I—Um, well, she is a very feminine woman!”
gasped poor Iris, feeling now completely out of her depth.
“A very feminine woman: yes,” he said on a
strange note.
“What is it?” she asked limply.
“She once told me she would like to be a
man and seek her fortune in the Indies. as her father did,” he said bitterly.
After a stunned moment Iris managed to say:
“I see. I think many of us have these impulses. But if Nan has a Romantick
imagination, she has also a strong pragmatic streak. In fact— Well. I think
there is no harm in my telling you. I once suggested to her that possibly you
did not tell her of your expectations because you wished, er, to be loved for
yourself alone. And she informed me that one could not commit oneself to a man
without knowing how he was to support one’s children.”
Lewis ran his hand through his hair. “God,”
he muttered.
“I’m sorry; have I made it worse? Well, she
is certainly a mass of contradictions. And—and I truly don’t think one can sum
up any fellow human being in a few words,” ended Iris uncomfortably.
“No. Thank you,” he said vaguely, staring
unseeingly at Pol Parrot.
Iris perceived he was lost in his thoughts.
She went quietly away. But once in the hall she raised her eyebrows very high
and made a hideous face. Nan’s was not the only contradictory and complex nature
in the case: far from it!
After quite some time it occurred to her
that, after all, Lord Stamforth had not appeared to find the interview with
herself hideously embarrassing. Why this should make her feel very much better
about the whole thing, Iris did not know; but, strangely, it did.
Lewis stared vaguely at Pol Parrot for some
time, but eventually came to, and rang for writing materials. He had written
several letters by the time the sitting-room door opened again.
“Do not get up,” said Nan tightly. “I have
come to say that I accept your vairy generous offer, Lord Stamforth.”
Lewis did get up. “Lady Benedict, please
let me make it clear that the fact that I am in your house is entirely my own
responsibility. Had I not wished to stay, I would not have thought twice of
getting out of my bedroom window in Dom’s dressing-gown, I promise you.”
“But eet ees vairy, vairy high!” she gasped
in horror.
He smiled a little. “Not so very, very. And
there is a drainpipe within easy reach. I stayed because I allowed my sense of
humour to get the best of me: I found the situation intensely amusing. I was
wrong to do so. I am afraid it was rather the same impulse as that which made
me offer to return Pom-Pom’s bauble.”
“I see. But eet ees far more my
responsibility than yours. Nothing can alter that.”
If she had expected him to argue, she was
disappointed: he said: “That is so.”‘
“So I—I shall be forever een your debt,”
said Nan, licking her lips.
“Yes, I suppose that is also so,” he said
calmly.
She looked at him a trifle limply but said:
“I am glad you see eet.”
“Yes. Perhaps the tedium of life at
Stamforth Castle, after a period of years, will serve to repay the debt in
part.”
“Eet weell not be so dull. We shall build
that house,” she said with determination.
Miss Jeffreys’s remarks as to her cousin’s
pragmatic turn of mind came back forcibly to Lewis. He eyed her wryly. “Shall
we?”
“Yes, for I do not weesh to put Mina,
Amrita, Johnny and Rosebud eento a great draughty stone castle, and you should
not weesh eet for Clara Vane!” she said sharply.
“I do not, indeed. I think that very soon
we shall have to have a detailed discussion of our financial affairs.’
“Yes, I have thought of that. We had best
go to London, and see Mr Quigley and your man of business at the same time.
Although eef your agent need be there, the meeting could be at the castle.”
“My agent is a new man: I have got rid of
the rascal who was helping Uncle Peter to bleed the tenants, and the tenants to
bleed the land. A meeting in London will be quite satisfactory.”
“Good.” Nan took a deep breath. “Susan has
her own money: some ees from her late Mamma, and some the portion that Hugo
left for her. Everard Benedict ees not a trustee, so eet ees quite safe.”
“Yes, I see,” he said quietly. He picked up
his pen. “Everard Benedict? And what is the address?’
“Why?” she said suspiciously.
“In the case that he and my damned Aunt
Agatha should have mutual acquaintances, Lady Benedict! –I wish him to
understand very clearly that we are to be married and that your stepdaughters
will have a home with me until they marry, themselves. Is he a mean man?”
“Um—yes, vairy,” said Nan, staring. “And
hees wife ees much meaner.”
“Then I shall stress that the entire cost
of such things as débuts and so forth will be borne by us.”
“Oh. Thank you,” she said weakly. She gave
him the address: Lewis wrote it down carefully.
“Are there any more relatives that should
be notified?”
“Um—well, I shall write to Lord Keywes
myself: after all, he ees the head of Mamma’s family.”
“I have already written to him. But I
agree, you should write personally.”
Nan came up to his side and stared at his
pile of letters. “You were taking my acceptance for granted, were you not?”
“No; I wrote these in the case you should
accept. I could not think of anything else to do in the interval,” he admitted.
“Oh. Um—there ees Uncle Érico,” she said
cautiously.
“Yes, I have one for him. I have told him
the whole: I think he deserves that much.”
“About Lord Curwellion?” she gasped.
“Certainly. I grant you that it will be all
round diplomatic circles before the cat can lick her ear, but so much the
better. In especial if Dom does offer for little Ruth.”
“I theenk he may. But they are both a
leetle young, as yet.”
“Yes.” Lewis hesitated. “I have written to
Dom. Though it was very difficult to know what to say to him.”
Nan sighed. “He ees vairy easy-going, and
he likes you. He weell not object.”
“Perhaps not, but he will have every right
to be angry that I did not climb down your drainpipe in his dressing-gown!”
said Lewis strongly. “Which reminds me: where the Devil are my clothes, Lady
Benedict?”
Nan gulped. “I—I deliberately deed not
bring any.’
“What?” he groaned.
She looked at him defiantly, sticking her
lower lip out.
“For God’s sake! I cannot get into Dom’s
breeches!”
“You are taller than he, but eet would not
matter eef they were a leetle short.”
“It is not that,” he said heavily: “I am
wider in the hips.”
“Oh. Um—one of the footmen?”
Lewis returned acidly: “There appear to be
only the inane Pip and little fat Krishna in residence, and while the latter is
half my height and twice my girth, Pip is as slim a boy as Dom—nay, slimmer.”
Inexplicably Nan went very red. She looked
away from him. “Yes. Um—I theenk eet had best be Hughes, then.”
Lewis sighed: Hughes was nigh twice his
girth; too; but allowed: “Better he than Troope.”
“Yes,” she agreed, with a weak smile.
There was a little silence.
“I shall tell heem,” said Nan. Before Lewis
could speak, she had hurried out.
He looked blankly at his pile of
correspondence. “Damn,” he muttered.
Stopes in person presented the note on a
little silver salver, bowing. “From Lady Benedict’s house, Sir Noël.”
“What?” he gasped, grabbing it
unceremoniously. He tore it open eagerly. A stunned expression came over his
handsome face.
“Not bad news, I trust, sir?” said his
grandmother’s elderly butler solicitously.
“Er—no. Er—I shall go over there,” he said
feebly.
Stopes hastened to hold the library door
for him. Nevertheless, as he showed him out of the house personally, he looked
somewhat bewildered. Sir Noël had not seemed annoyed on reading the note, but
he had looked… well, odd.
“Thank you for coming so promptly to my
rescue, Noël,” said Lord Stamforth, getting up.
Noel shook his outstretched hand, goggling
at the dressing-gown.
“Dom’s,” said Lord Stamforth modestly, waving
at it.
“So I should hope. What in God’s name is
going on?”
“As my note explained, I am in dire need of
breeches. Shall I breathe heavily to prove I have not been on the porto?”
“Er—no. But what are you doing here,
without your clothes?”
“She abducted me,” said Lewis blandly.
Noël sat down rather suddenly.
Lewis just watched him.
“I see,” he said shakily. “She afforded me
a similar privilege.”
“Yes. Do tell me: how and where did you get
out of the hamper? No, don’t eat me!” he said with a laugh as Noël sat up in
sudden wrath. “I was not privy to the scheme, I do assure you! And you at least
have not suffered the indignity of being drugged for a week by her cursed
Indian women.”
“My God, Stamforth, are you all right?”
“Well, yes, but for the past several days I
have certainly felt rather odd. Woolly-kneed, y’know?”
Noel gulped and nodded.
“It was for my own good: she had decided
that although she sent Curwellion to Southampton under heavy guard, and also drugged,
he might escape and—”
“Stop,” he groaned.
Lewis laughed, sat down, and said: “Well,
we had best exchange stories, I think?”
They did so. Lewis’s took some considerable
time.
“I see,” said Noël, gnawing on his lip,
when he had finished. “Of course you had to offer: no question. But—er—forgive
me, but I think most of London would have assumed you would not be reluctant do
so?”
“I am sure,” he said sardonically. “No, I
beg your pardon. At my age, I suppose one hesitates more over such decisions
than one does in one’s youth.” He paused:
he thought he had heard someone at the sitting-room door; but it did not
open. Possibly young Pip was listening. Well, let him; doubtless Aunt Agatha
was spreading the story round Bath even as they spoke. “I do not know if you
remember a damned ball—I forget which one it was, of the many,” he said with a
sigh. “We went on after it for cards to—I think it was Charles Quarmby-Vine’s
relations’ house.”
Noël looked blank.
“No, well, no matter: it was all of a
piece,” said Lewis with a sigh. “I think it was that evening that I began
consciously to realise that—that in the first instance I had not the force of
character to control her, and that in the second I could not face with
equanimity the notion of allying myself with a wayward creature who required to
be controlled, instead of behaving like a responsible being.”
Noël winced. “I entirely understand,” he
said in a low voice.
Lewis sighed. “I have been in two minds
about offering, for months. I suppose it’s a good thing that my damned Aunt
Agatha has precipitated the business.”
Swallowing, Noël managed to say politely:
“Of course, sir.”
“Well,” said Lewis, drawing a deep breath,
“if you can lend me a pair of breeches, dear fellow, I’ll get out of the house.
Not that that will stop Aunt Agatha.”
“No, but at least it will not rub Bath’s
nose in it. I’ll send Kettle over with some clothes directly,” said Noël,
rising. “And—er—if she literally bundled you off in a blanket, sir, if a loan
would help—?”
“Er—yes. Thanks very much,” said Lewis
limply.
Noël handed over a sufficiently large sum,
wrung his hand very hard, and went away, frowning.
He did not notice that as he emerged into
the hall there was a flutter of sprig muslin and a soft patter of retreating
feet.
Nan had not meant to listen. She had spent
some time nerving herself to discuss with Lord Stamforth the precise terms on
which they would marry. Did he want a wife, or was he merely offering her his
name? Discussing it might be hard, but leaving it all unsaid was, she had
decided, infinitely worse! She had not realised someone was with Lewis until
her hand had touched the doorknob. Then she had been unable to stop herself
listening.
She hurried up the back stairs, her face
very red. So he had been in two minds about making an offer for her, had he? No
wonder he had been so formal about the offer and so—so cold and passionless,
since! Well, he need not be in two minds any longer, for she would show him
very clearly that all she wished for was a marriage of convenience. And she
would keep out of his way for as long as she lived! And as for implying she was
a loose woman who would flirt uncontrollably under her husband’s very nose—!
The scene at the card party when he had
clipped off one of her curls came back very vividly to Nan: she had been so
convinced at that moment that he was hers whenever she might indicate she
wanted him! Well, it served her out for being so vain. And if he wanted a wife
who was all cold control and propriety, that was precisely what he would get!
Outside and inside his own house!
Nan rushed into her bedroom, threw herself
face down on her bed, and burst into a storm of sobs.
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